As the saying goes, ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’. The Uzi Tactical Pen looks like your everyday, garden variety writing utensil, right? Wrong. The crown of the pen is ultra sharp and can be jammed into an assailant’s body part to not only ward off an attack, but collect their DNA. Or perhaps you’re more fearful that you’ll get stuck inside a car that has taken a plunge off a bridge? No problem, the Uzi Tactical Pen can also be used as a glass breaker. It’s crafted of high-grade aircraft aluminum and if all the aforementioned features aren’t enough, perhaps the ability to write upside down and underwater will have you sold?