“Spike Your Juice” Kit Now A Better Gift For Inmates Than Whatever Was In The Cake
The “Spike Your Juice” kit is a rapidly fermenting system that turns 64 ounces of your favorite purple drink into and alcoholic concoction you haven’t tasted since you made that moonshine over at Cletus’ outhouse.
At only $10 a package, all you have to do is add the powdered packet to the juice of your choice and wait 48 hours. After that you’ll have a brew that is most likely to have changed from 10% fruit juice to a 14% alcoholic beverage.
Besides the jail gift I mentioned in the title this is going to be a hit with the kids and all those others who are either strapped for cash, or are just too cheap to buy alcohol as it is. What the prohibition would have given for a product like this!