SIM Cycle

Are you Australian and incontinent? Really? Well, okay then. Good thing you’ve now got the SIMsystem, which is apparently the world’s first electronic underpants. They come equipped with a sensor strip that tells caretakers via text message or paging system that the wearer needs assistance after an “accident.” All this data can be collected in a ‘bladder report’ that can be printed whenever or announced via text.

Yes, it’s weird, but it could be helpful to senior citizens in need. Though I’d be a little wary of getting zapped by that thing.


Chris Gullo