USBBreastWarmer

I seriously think Thanko needs to change their name to ThankYou for all the awesome products they have brought into this world.  Without further ado, let me brief you on the USB Breast Warmer.  Not knowing enough women to say that I’ve never heard one say “damn these titties is cold”, I really thought this was a chicken breast warmer when I first saw it in my RSS feed.

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Not shaped like a hand unfortunately, the USB Breast Warmer looks from the picture to require one USB slot per breast warmer.  And what if you have big natties?  The size of the warmer is barely enough to cover one of those giant nips!

No word on price or availability.  Like it matters.

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Jeff B