Shrub Groomer Is A Floby Meets Chainsaw
I guess it was only a matter of time of until the Floby (yes, the hair cutting machine from the 90s) technology was applied to hedge trimming. The Garden Groom features a 4-inch concealed stainless steel rotary blade that chops even the most challenging of shrubs and then using an on board vacuum and bag, sucks them up and annihilates them into 1/10th of their original size. Five hours of charging will provide up to 35 minutes of grooming, which might be suitable for smaller homes but too little for landscapers and professionals.
You can score one for about $100.