Itch Chair: For Those Times You Just Can’t Reach Because You’re Too Lazy
Let’s file this under “Inventions I didn’t know I needed until now” — when you have that nagging itch you just can’t ignore, the Itch Chair does all the scratching for you. You choose from a variety of “fingernail” settings to find your perfect fit, which when used in conjunction with the “itch-calming” mechanism, will make you feel blissfully relaxed — and a little silly for using the Itch Chair. But just a little.
