And You Will Know Us From The Trail Of Dead Hipsters: The $150 Walmart Fixed Gear Bicycle
With raised hipster fists clenching PBR cans above a sacred dive bar, word has hit the streets that Walmart is now selling a fixed gear bike for $150. Manufactured by 1980′s BMX icons Mongoose, the bike is called the Cachet. Not quite sure how it’s supposed to be pronounced, the bike has an aluminum frame and is actually more of a single speed than fixed gear, but it’s always more fun to write as if a hipster is being stabbed in the heart.
Being that “whistling fixies” are generally so lacking of components they shouldn’t ever be that expensive, so $150 sounds like a pretty good deal. Order yours at the link below and let the hipster scalps hit the floor!