Here’s a good way to get yourself tossed in the slammer: retrofit your scooter with a flame thrower. That’s exactly what Colin Furze did to his 60mph bike. He was sick of cars cutting him off so he built and attached the flame throwing weapon to the rear of his bike. The flames project up to 15 feet and can be adjusted with a built-in lever to fire at a variety of angles.
He probably hasn’t used the device on any real life motorists, but I know a few Los Angeles motorcyclists that would take one of these.