Doomed For Failure USB — 25 November 2009

Cold eyes got you down? Supporting USB 1.1 and 2.0, this new Eye Warmer set-up from Thanko assures you that warm towel feeling you been missing all these years. On sale now for just $22 you really owe it to yourself to not buy this for yourself or your friends and enemies.
Thanko really has some creative minds at work as the never cease to amaze with their vast array odd products.
File under crap gadgets?
[via CrunchGear]

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