Punjabi Police Discover Newest Law Enforcement Gadget, The Taser
The Punjab police, ladies and gentlemen, have stepped boldly into twenty-first century law enforcement technology by receiving a consignment of Tasers, the first of their kind in India.
They’ve become both ubiquitous and infamous in the United States, the devices fire a pair of darts connected to the base unit by thin cables with transmit an electrical current into the subject, thus incapacitating him.
The Punjab police have apparently ordered enough Tasers to outfit two entire battalions.
Tales of gross misuse of Tasers follow them literally everywhere, with the classic cry of “Don’t tase me, bro!” intermingling with stories of the devices being used for torture as they don’t leave marks on the body. Considering the sheer amount of bad press these things have taken over the years, it’s a wonder any police department is actually looking at them.