
Ahhh….Techie new parents are going to love this one. A new iPhone application entitled The Cry Translator is on its way that will effectively tell you what your gurgling baby is crying about.
The app will listen to a whining child and determine through pitch, volume, tone, and inflection, what the deal is. Ten seconds later that app will tell you whether the child is hungry, sleepy, stressed, annoyed, bored, or has to let go of a mean steamy (omit that). From there the app offers advice as to what to do with the translation in order to appease your baby.
Developed by Biloop Technologic, they claim that through clinical testing these translations are 96% accurate, and the age of the child does not waver the results. On sale for $10 on November 11th.
But will it work with sputtering brain dead alcoholics?

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