When I first fired up the page for the Sanicare Travel Bidet/Portable Bidet, I wasn’t reading ‘bidet’ correctly, that is until I got to the description. Yup, I’m afraid to say that this little sucker is for washing your nonmentionables, and I don’t mean your underwear. Perhaps it’s my US up bringing, but I found this little gadget to be disturbing on so many levels. Check some of the marketing text:
- The EXTERNAL SPRAY HEAD is intended for external washing of genital and anal areas.
- The INTERNAL SPRAY HEAD is intended for internal feminine washing or douching.
- The NURSING SPRAY HEAD is intended for general washing of body parts of infants and patients all-at-bed.
Even better is the chick pictured drying her hair with an almost ear to ear grin. If you so dare you can grab one for $40.