If you’ve ever had an urge to be known as the office terrorist, you too can become a missile-armed power in your own cubicle with the MSN USB Missile Launcher.
This platform comes equipped with webcam and three missiles. You can become a minor nuclear power at work for just sixteen dollars and forty-nine cents.
Shoot people as they walk by! Fire remotely from another cubicle! Record your missile launches and replay them throughout the office as “test launches” to serve as a warning to the next poor soul who takes the last cup of coffee and doesn’t make more!
Just make sure you don’t shoot your boss by mistake, because chances are he’ll come down on you a lot harder than the UN ever would. Either that, or he’ll want one of his own.
Oh, and by the way–we’re totally not responsible for any arms races this starts at your office.