The Shouldbrella Is The Third Hand You Never Had
There are more than a few things in life that will make you look like a total tool while walking down the street. And yes, you guessed it, the Shoulderbrella is up there amongst the best, but I gotta admit it has it place in life.
You know what I’m talking about. You’ve got groceries in one hands and an umbrella in the other when suddenly you get a call, or something that requires you to reach into your pocket. You hopelessly try to bite the umbrella handle but the oncoming wind gusts are too much and seconds later your little black rain protector is floating down the street, mocking you like a plastic bag in the movie American Beauty. Yours for about $25.