Listen up all you college dorm dwellers. If you’ve got a laptop and don’t want your roommate messing with it, spilling beer on it or losing it to the five finger discounter while you’re in class then you probably wanna check out the DormVault Laptop Safe. Crafted of ‘rugged steel’, it attaches to the furniture of your choice and since the adhering bolts are on the inside the would be thief can’t just unscrew it and make off with the loot (your laptop) inside. The thing weighs 9lbs, which should be a testament to its ruggedness, includes a combination lock and holds up to a 17-inch laptop. You can grab one now from ThinkGeek for $79.99.