Alien Abduction Lamp Is Real And They’re Coming!
Got a friend or family member that watches countless hours of alien abduction TV shows on Natgeo or the Discovery Channel? Well have I got the perfect gift for them: the Alien Abduction lamp. Not only is the “Bovine Abductee” completely removable, but it features a glowing cockpit complete with aliens peering out of the window and get this, real fake grass! You can pre-order register to receive one of the 2,000 limited edition lamps now, but the price has yet to be announced.