Talk about a fire hazard! This would be a sweet scene for an action movie where a limp body gets thrown against it and catches on fire. But seriously now, this concept comes to us from Ironic Sans and while it would be totally useful, is totally insane. Would be a cool T-shirt as well. What else can I think of…a cool DIY dartboard, good for teaching kids and midgets how to safely scale down walls, etc. As I like to say, only in America!