Don’t Trekkies have it hard enough? Or soft enough if you catch my double meaning? Regardless though, who greenlights this madness? On sale for $30-$40 next month in department stores across the whatever, you can choose between three brutally e(a)ffective scents that go by the names of: Tiberius, Red Shirt, and Ponn Farr. What do you think the testing process for these fragrances was like? A cold distant warehouse, a shirtless Trekkie strapped to a wet mattress while he’s doused with weird alcohols and oils? When learning something new everyday equates to this, I think I have a problem with my informational intake valve.