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Don’t Trekkies have it hard enough?  Or soft enough if you catch my double meaning?  Regardless though, who greenlights this madness?  On sale for $30-$40 next month in department stores across the whatever, you can choose between three brutally e(a)ffective scents that go by the names of:  Tiberius, Red Shirt, and Ponn Farr.  What do you think the testing process for these fragrances was like?  A cold distant warehouse, a shirtless Trekkie strapped to a wet mattress while he’s doused with weird alcohols and oils?  When learning something new everyday equates to this, I think I have a problem with my informational intake valve.

[OhGizmo!]

Tags: Star Trek Colgne, weird cologne

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