Like I don’t have enough crumbs in my bed already. This ambitious alarm clock aims to please you like no other by waking you up with breakfast in bed. Talk about pampered! From making toast, to serving you hot and cold beverages, all you have to do is pre set your breakfast the night before. It will even butter your toast! Seems cool as a joke but not really all that appilicable unless perhaps you are injured or living in an assisted care facility. Definitely good for that one night stand if you are looking to prolong the walk of shame for your partner. What’s next? Morning wood alarm clock happy ending maker?