At least that’s what Simon Cowell would say. Last week I posted on a sweet grenade alarm clock, but here we have the total opposite. Requiring you to hit the buttons in accordance to the sequence of flashing lights to turn it off, this could be one of the lamest gifts you could give someone. So it will probably sell as a joke gift. I just want to smash this thing with a cinderblock hammer, Thor style. No word yet on pricing or availability. Cool.