Everyone at some point in their meaningful existences has had some form of Simpson’s gear, in one form or another. I had the Bart t-shirt that said “I’m Bart Simpson, Who The Hell Are You?” I was in middle school. Pictured above and below is your basic wall clock, but it also exemplifies everything we’ve come to love about Homer Simpson. His undying love for Duff Beer. The beer is attached to the second hand, and his eyes follow the beer around the clock accordingly. I have a buddy like this, but the beer is PBR.
Buy it for around $21 here