As if galavanting around in a regular Segway didn’t say enough about you.  With the Chanel Segway, you can permanently affix a sniper target on your head in the eyes of all who see you driving this superfluous monstrosity.  TMZ could have a party if Paris Hilton got a DUI on one of these.  I’d like to see one flattened.  Insert 18-Wheeler horn noise here.  No info on pricing as if you cared.

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Jeff B