Chanel Segway: Making My Speeding Car Veer Towards It
As if galavanting around in a regular Segway didn’t say enough about you. With the Chanel Segway, you can permanently affix a sniper target on your head in the eyes of all who see you driving this superfluous monstrosity. TMZ could have a party if Paris Hilton got a DUI on one of these. I’d like to see one flattened. Insert 18-Wheeler horn noise here. No info on pricing as if you cared.