Alcohol Breath Test Pen
February 17th, 2006
Knocking back a few cold one’s with your buds is always a good time. Getting pulled over afterwards aint. To avoid these unforeseen moments in your life – yes I am referring to a DUI – all us drinkers should be carrying an Alcohol Breath Test Pen. Just blow into the apparatus for a few secs and if the LED lights green, your good to go, red and your hoofing it home. The device also signals dangerous UV exposure, because after all who else but alchies drink during the day?
Available here for $35.
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1. Anonymous | February 18th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
It should be noted that different US states — and, in this case, different countries — have different connotations of legally “drunk”.
Sometimes it’s .08, sometimes it’s 1.0 (those are just the two I know of here in the US). It’s unclear from what I read WHAT the pen is using as a guide.
Caveat emptor: While you may not be drunk by the pen’s standard, you may still very well be drunk by your local policeman’s standard …
2. Anonymous | February 22nd, 2006 at 10:49 pm
I think you mean .10%. If you were 1.0%, you would be dead.
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4. christina | May 22nd, 2007 at 7:12 pm
this is lame n i think it is gay
5. tori | May 31st, 2007 at 6:54 am
well i think it is a good idea if i works…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..if it doesn’t then i think it is also gay.
6. Addie | January 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
ii think this would be a good thing for all alcoholics because it can show us how to control our drinking.
7. Tim Nydam | January 24th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
so this product may sound good,…………..but if you are actually using this as a guage to see if you can drive, then you probably shouldn’t. i’m not saying that it doesn’t work, because i’ve never tried it, but all i’m saying is that if you need something saying that you may be allright to drive home, you are probably not OK to drive anywhere.
thats all i have to say.
if you’re thinking about a cab, thats probably the best idea you’ve had all night, so run with it. take that idea all the way to the bank.
8. diana | March 5th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I heard that in a breat test it comes out positive with only one drink; if that is true then this is useless. If it is not true then this would be useful for the people who drink alot.
9. MIke Hunt | March 14th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Man dat shit is off da hook yo
fo shizzle my nizzle
10. John Kwiatkowski | August 28th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Recently I was at an event where Liqour and Beer is sold. I don’t drink but as I was leaving a Police officer was holding what looked like an Ipod and as I left thru the gate appeared to be testing me for something. Is there an Ipod to test your breathe from a short distance for any reason while you leave or enter an event.
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