Cell Phone Tazer
Then you need the cell phone tazer. Sure this phone looks straight out of the 80′s, but man does it pack a spark.
The giant phone features a button on the side that when triggered activates the shocking mechanism. While non-lethal, the shock should deter the menance.
The rest of the phone? Definitely out of the 80′s. Hideous design, monochrome display, and a complete lack of any modern features.
The good news? No briefcase battery to carry around.
Story via Phoneyworld.com