Scary News: Company To Adopt Child, Legally

Wacky — 15 December 2005

A company called Weblinkhosting.com wants to legally adopt a kid – they have been working on the process for 6 months now. Yes, it is a sick and twisted PR stunt, but hell, it’s working because I’m writing about it. They propose that the child will live, yes live at the web hosting data center, where he or she (a flip of a coin will determine this) will be fed, clothed and sheltered. When the child becomes of age they will be a living and walking company slogan, and logo.

Next someone will ask me what pill I want to swallow.

Here’s the press release.

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Grew up back East, got sick of the cold and headed West. Since I was small I have been pushing buttons - both electronic and human. With an insatiable need for tech I thought "why not start a blog focusing on technology, and use my dislikes and likes to post on gadgets."

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