Christmas Desert: Woman Swallows Cell Phone
Now for some ridiculous news…
Some woman in Missouri recently took a trip to the ER after she swallowed her cell phone, or so the police initially thought. Apparently, her boyfriend, no doubt enraged over the lack of egg nog, actually shoved the phone down the poor girl’s mouth.
The boyfriend originally told police she swallowed the phone after refusing to give it up – how many chunks of coal did he get in his stocking.