Yeah, you heard us. The 99 Cents Only store will be selling iPod Nanos for the same price as everything else in the store for… $0.99.

The catch? There’s only going to be 9 iPod Nanos for sale when 99 Cents Only opens its latest outlet on Thursday in La Quinta, California.

The last time 99 Cents Only did a similiar promotion with its prior two store openings (iPod as opposed to iPod Nano), people showed up days before to secure their spot in line.

Days. To save $200. Days. Get a god damn job you bums and pay for one the old fashion way. Even a minimum wage job would have you getting an iPod nano with the time you wasted outside that 99 Cents Only store.

Plus I won’t laugh at you.