Sink your teeth into this sweet player.

We don’t know how real this is, but apparently there is a PEZ MP3 player out and about. In case you don’t remember, PEZ are those little chokable candies that are dispensed from, well, a novelty dispenser – the head of the dispenser tilts back as if to spit out the candy from its neck (I think family guy proved how disturbing this in fact was). The website, www.PEZMP3.com claims to have already sold over 100 of them. The player doesn’t dispense any PEZ because that area now contains the inner working of the player. Starts at $99 for 512MB of storage. Compatible with many encodings except AAC.

Somebody, on a crazy sugar high, must have got creative and just jammed some cheap Samsung player into the casing and called it the PEZMP3 player. Don’t know if I would invest the $99, but I sure could use some sweet, sweet PEZ right now.